5 am in the morning, I was woken up by a grumbling sensation in my stomach. That's a sign that I would need to seat in the throne of relief. I got up and started my journey towards my queerdom of relief. Slowly, I descend the steps of elevation. I yawned, while I try to adjust my eyes from the darkness of the surroundings with a scratch here and there. The moment of truth is nearing. I'm only a few steps away from the Throne. I opened the doorway to the sacred seat. Behind the door lies the key to bring light to my solitary space. Click! Light illuminated as if the sun materialized inside the room. To my surprise, a foreign image came into my view. It took me 3 whole seconds before I finally realize what it is. It was a creature. It was a very gruesome creature! A monster! An eight legged monster! Running parallel to the wall! It's as if triggered by instinct, I immediately gave a big cry. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I shouted so loud, my shit that was supposed to come out came straight back to my rectum! I shouted and shouted, hoping that some knight of mine will come and save me to that terrible creature. Suddenly, a thunderous rumble came from the steps. MY saviors! My mon and dad! They exterminated the vile creature, and reclaimed my queer throne! The end! Wahahahhahaha!