Like DUH!!!!
Para mong hinanap ang Pilipinas sa mapa na America!
Try mo sa Dictionary.com I'm sure mahahanap mo. Nakakabobo siyet!
The stupidest joke ever:
Like DUH!!!!
Para mong hinanap ang Pilipinas sa mapa na America!
Try mo sa Dictionary.com I'm sure mahahanap mo. Nakakabobo siyet!
Like DUH!!!!
Para mong hinanap ang Pilipinas sa mapa na America!
Try mo sa Dictionary.com I'm sure mahahanap mo. Nakakabobo siyet!
Homagash!!! Na-time space warp ako sa 19-kopong kopong years ng kabataan ko! Kakaloka ang kantang to!
Infairness! Pero naloka ako ulet kasi kabisado ko pa by heart yung lyrics ah! At! Kering keri ko pa rin ang swinging hips dance steps nila ah!
Eto lang ang alam kong kantang sumikat sa Code Red. Hindi ko rin alam kung anu nang nangyari sa kanila after sumikat ng kantang to.
Those were the good 'ol days.
Infairness! Pero naloka ako ulet kasi kabisado ko pa by heart yung lyrics ah! At! Kering keri ko pa rin ang swinging hips dance steps nila ah!
Eto lang ang alam kong kantang sumikat sa Code Red. Hindi ko rin alam kung anu nang nangyari sa kanila after sumikat ng kantang to.
Those were the good 'ol days.
I just watched yung Avengers kanina courtesy of my suking piratas. At meron akong napagtanto...
Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye
- Bagay na bagay kay Scarlett Jo ang role na Black Widow.
- Napakawalang kwentang god ni Loki. Nangangailangan pa sya ng army to conquer the world.
- Nagpapaka-funny si Dr. Stark, ang ekek.
- Kahit saang anggulo tignan, ang pogi ni Chris Evans as Captain America.
Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye
Kilala mo ba ang pangalang iyan? Sa totoong lang nung isang araw ko lang sya nakilala. Dahil napanood ko sya una sa X-men:the First Class, tapos mashock shock ako nung namukhaan ko sya sa sunod na movie na pinanuod ko na Clash of the Titans.
Presenting:
Hank Mccoy/Beast
and...
Eusebios
OMFG!!! HANGKYUT NYA!!! Halos magmenstruate ako nung una syang lumabas sa X-men!
*faint
*
He's the star daw of the upcoming movie Jack the Giant Killer. So excited nako panoorin yun! hihi!!!
Yummy!
Presenting:
Hank Mccoy/Beast
and...
Eusebios
OMFG!!! HANGKYUT NYA!!! Halos magmenstruate ako nung una syang lumabas sa X-men!
*faint
*He's the star daw of the upcoming movie Jack the Giant Killer. So excited nako panoorin yun! hihi!!!
Yummy!
Etong anime na ito ay isa sa pinakapaborito kong anime! Kagabi pinanuod ko sya ulet ng buo! Natatawa pa din ako grabeh!
It's a story about the members of the Student Council of a All-girls school which was recently converted to a Co-Ed school. Medyo green ang anime na ito. May konting mga visuals pero mas marami sa dialogue! Promise! It shows na pati ang mga girls din may mga sexual fantasies at urges. Pero masasabi kong hindi sya masyadong bastos kasi more on humor naman yung attack nung animators.
Here is my most favorite scene! Eto ay galing sa Episode 4.
Natatawa pa din ako to the max pag napapanood ko yan! whahahah! It's really a must watch!
It's a story about the members of the Student Council of a All-girls school which was recently converted to a Co-Ed school. Medyo green ang anime na ito. May konting mga visuals pero mas marami sa dialogue! Promise! It shows na pati ang mga girls din may mga sexual fantasies at urges. Pero masasabi kong hindi sya masyadong bastos kasi more on humor naman yung attack nung animators.
Here is my most favorite scene! Eto ay galing sa Episode 4.
Natatawa pa din ako to the max pag napapanood ko yan! whahahah! It's really a must watch!
Thank you girls - girls or semi-girls who joined a beauty contest but ultimately lost. They are with no consolation prize except for the words "Thank you Girls!"
My spaceship flew one overpass away from the venue. I rented a computer pod from my suking Online Cafe owned by one of my batchmate's aunt. The usual formalities were not met, as I was required to present papers to be eligible for the crown. Maybe the organizers forgot to mention it in the auditions, I don't know. I had my papers printed in their special printing machine then swooped my crowning papers called eligibility and flew back to the pageant stage.
I entered the stage with poise. There was no need to call my title: "Candidate number 1! Ms. Dyosa Inhinyera!" as I arrived earlier than the esteemed interspace judges. When they finally arrived, after 1-2 hours or so of time compression from their watches, they all sat to the projection table opposite my direction. The esteemed judges, looked at the scanned projection of my crowning papers in their special looking lens complete with a very special screen.
After five liters of gasoline from the unnecessary trip to the space hub across the venue planet; After the wasted grain of the sand from the nearby sand timer; After holding on the the plastered smile on my face; At long last, the panel Q&A finally began!
I was answering a barrage of questions from the panel when one more member of the esteemed interspace judges arrived then began puking out questions for me. Evidently a question from the Chairman of the panel, a film of agitation covered my whole being. It was a very vague question in my point of view. A vague question indeed. But as a proud pageant candidate, I answered with confidence and grace. I but I would admit that it was not an honest answer. I said, "I want to have an intergalactic peace that not only enjoyed by those in the upper strata of the space system, but also those living in the asteroids and meteor sites.", as to my real answer of, "I want to take all the terrorist and send them straight to dimension X so that they can't harm everyone." Totally un-"Pageant"-like. Duh!
One confident hair fling, I then turned to the other members of our esteemed interspace panel of judges. I answered one of the questions as to what I would do if in case I would not win. With a stroke of humility and kindness, I expressed my intention to continue my life course action which is to improve myself in the aspects of both educational and managerial. Also of course in terms of personal with my family and friends. Maybe the advanced microphone attached to my throat hat technical problems but they weren't able to commensurate at wave the thing sthat I said regarding my answer. I just smiled and gracefully repeated my answer, but in truth I was menstruating piles of rock cold sweat in my fabulous purple number.
Answering queries from other members of the esteemed interspace panel of judges, was enough for the Chairman to think about another question. "If you are the master of an Obstacle course, and let say most of the people could not pass the 1st hurdle in the course, what would you do? Would you let them be as is to fall back again to the 1st course or would you let them pass?". This is an easy question. I had this conversation with my peers back home. "If I were an obstacle master, and most people find it to pass through my 1st course, I would coach them in what to to and improve so that they can pass the course. If some people can pass it, of course they can too. But after all my coaches and they still fail to do it. I have no choice but to leave them as is. If they can't hurdle the 1st one, I am sure that they can't hurdle the next because what you learn in the 1st course, I am very sure, that you will use it in the next courses."
The Chairman threw another very vague question on my gandalicious face. "If you won as Ms. Intergalactica, and I require you to get certification from your local solar system that you are indeed a disciple of your faith as you'd said, would you be able to?" Wow! That was unexpected. Totally fifty gazillion light years away, even farther than the zeroes of a google number can reach, from the questions that I assumed to be coming my way. With still that fake smile pasted on my face, I regained my composure and answered a very short: "Yes.", quite unsure, really.
"You've prepared something for us, right", said the Chairman. I nodded with the very ecstatic "yes!". It's the talent portion!
*Author's Note: Please play this clip for added reading effect!*
On cue, we warped into a different dimension. When the transfer of my protons, neutrons, and electrons as well as that of my mesons and leptons were over and the handful of quarks arrived in their original positions, I was confounded to find myself in a timeloop by the end of the 19th century! HOMAYGASH! But that didn't matter, my talent is to teach and develop. No matter what time generation I'm in I can teach my subject matter whenever, wherever!
I started with the peace that I prepared. I slaved to make this peace an original and completely my own. But before I even began with my opening enticing sentences, there was a query from one of my "students". "What is love?", the male student asked. Ehem. I'm not sure I am an expert on this but it is a valid question for discussion. I tried answering on the regularly known principles about the topic. "I want a theoretical answer!", said another male student. Hmmmp... In this case, seems I don't particularly know the answer that they want. With humility, I said that I would research on it and get back to them. With that I tried to return to the original topic that I prepared. "No! I won't be able to sleep if don't answer it!", [Insert laugh crowd SFX here], the same male student squealed. With that the male students debated with each other, each giving out points to the earlier question as if it meant their lives to answer it. The bombardment of laughing crowd SFX wailing as the boys continue their search for the mystical answer for the question.
There was something familiar with this laughing crowd SFX. I dropped my jaw to one particular conclusion. HOMAYGASH!!!! I'm on the set of FRIENDS! The 1st boy who asked was Chandler, the squealing boy was Joey, and the one who gives positive arguments is Ross. Then we have two silent girls I recognize to be Rachel and Phoebe. Oh! That guy is Wil! Rachel's boyfriend from season whatever! HOMAYGASH!!!! Why the hell is Phoebe so silent? Isn't she suppose to be the noisiest?
I tried to still answer the question presented earlier, but my thinking powers escaped me, probably caused by my dried throat and grumbling stomach. I was on the verge of cutting myself in half when Phoebe finally spoke. "Class over!". We were immediately warped back to the pageant venue, and I was back in my purple number. With my fragmented confidence, I gathered every ounce of bravery to do my final beauty queen wave and final bow.
Swish! And my hair flew upwards as I pivoted to exit the stage. The Dyosa exited, stage left. After leaving the stage, I spotted the next candidate, Ms. ChE. I told her what I did and such, of course I spared her the agonizing details of my beautycon experience. I gave her words of encouragement and blessed her with goodluck with my dyosa powers. "Thank you girl!, was the last thing she said before she proceeded to the stage.
There the road to my Professorial journey abruptly ended. Yep. Nagdilang anghel siya. I am a certified Thank you girl.
But of course I left Planet Pageant with my self-worth and my head held high. My spaceship flew by other planets destined to conquer the next civilization.
Isang taon na nung nagsimula akong iwasan ni Monster. Aaminin ko, minsan naiisip ko pa din sya. Di rin naman biro yung emotions na binigay ko para sa kanya. Wagas na pagmamahal yun noh. Dahil one year anniversary nah, inaalay ko ang kantang ito para dito. Wala naman akong balak icelebrate ito taun-taon noh! Okay na to. Last commemoration na naging tao din ang Dyosang ito...
Carried Away
by JM de Guzman
Infairness, marunong kumanta si JM de Guzman ah! Not to mention na eye candy sya ah! I really dig this song ah! I await more songs from him. Meanwhile, sya din daw yung gaganap na San Pedro Calungsod biopic. Ay! Pak na pak sya sa role! Baket? Sight mo ang itsura ni San Pedro Calungsod!
Pak na pak diba? Sana lahat ng Santo eh kasing cute ni San Pedro Calungsod! Edi sana religious ako! hihi!
Carried Away
by JM de Guzman
All I ever wanted is for you to be near...
I have to set you free...
Infairness, marunong kumanta si JM de Guzman ah! Not to mention na eye candy sya ah! I really dig this song ah! I await more songs from him. Meanwhile, sya din daw yung gaganap na San Pedro Calungsod biopic. Ay! Pak na pak sya sa role! Baket? Sight mo ang itsura ni San Pedro Calungsod!
Pak na pak diba? Sana lahat ng Santo eh kasing cute ni San Pedro Calungsod! Edi sana religious ako! hihi!
Kahapon natapos ko na yung libro ni Louie Cano na Pamhinta X. I must say, I super enjoyed it! Mukha nga akong tanga kasi tumatawa ako mag-isa nung nagbabasa ako. Madaling araw pa naman yun, baka pagkamalan akong baliw. Anyway, may gustong gusto akong part dun na nabasa ko din sa text dati. Pero kulang yung sinabi nya dun sa una kong nabasa. eto yun.
Natawa pa din ako at napa- "Shet! Oo nga noh!" ako!
Natawa ako lalo nung nagbabasa ako ng feeds sa FB wall ko. Mega umispluk ang friendsterlaver kong ko apoy!
No offense sa mga ka-PLU nating mga Bi. Meron lang kasi kaming isyu dun sa sinasabi nila ng Bi sila but in truth eh they are a certified judingerzi! By definition kasi, ang bisexual ay two-way pwede sa girl and pwede sa boy. Pero may mga male PLU's na strictly sa male lang din pumapatol and yet they call themselves Bi's. Wala lang, hindi naman nakakabababa ng pagkatao kung tatawagin mo ang sarili mong isang bakla noh.
BAKLA AKO! PAK!
Natawa pa din ako at napa- "Shet! Oo nga noh!" ako!
Natawa ako lalo nung nagbabasa ako ng feeds sa FB wall ko. Mega umispluk ang friendsterlaver kong ko apoy!
Ang hirap nga naman maging bisexual. You have twice as many choices to make. Well, at least hindi ako bisexual. May paninindigan ako. HAHAHAHA!
---member of Engg Dyosa Circle
No offense sa mga ka-PLU nating mga Bi. Meron lang kasi kaming isyu dun sa sinasabi nila ng Bi sila but in truth eh they are a certified judingerzi! By definition kasi, ang bisexual ay two-way pwede sa girl and pwede sa boy. Pero may mga male PLU's na strictly sa male lang din pumapatol and yet they call themselves Bi's. Wala lang, hindi naman nakakabababa ng pagkatao kung tatawagin mo ang sarili mong isang bakla noh.
BAKLA AKO! PAK!
Super addicted ako sa PS2 game na Ar Tonelico 2. Sa sobrang pagkaaddict ko, tinapos ko lahat ng girl partner story namely:
<>Luca, Cloche, Jacqli
Yes. Tinapos ko yang tatlong path na yan. Ibig sabihin tatlong beses ko tinapos ang game na yan. Nakuha ko lahat ng Costumes. One of each lang yung mga picture sa taas. Si Luca is in here Witch Costume, Cloche in here mini yukata aptly named "Summer love", and Jacqli in here Evil Bride ensemble. Madami pa yan. Tapos nakuha ko din lahat ng magic. Sa game universe na to ang mga girls sa itaas ay tinatawag na Reyvateil. Sila ay mga babaeng kayang gumawa ng magic and other phenomenon just by expressing their emotions through singing. Here are my faves:
Luca's Thorn Princess
A song depicting her heartache.
Cloche's Pipen
A song about her love of pippens (penguin like creatures super cute!)
Jacqli's Ar Tonelico
Ar Tonelico is actually a space cannon. She can activate it through her song.
At syempre, may mga special magic ang mga ekek at may special into pa!
Luca and Cloche - Dual Cast
Love. Melody. United as one! Synchronity Chain!
Hmmp. Yung Emotions kasi ni Luca Ice. Tapos yung kay Cloche Fire. Ironic nga eh kasi Maiden of Fire si Luca tapos Maiden of Aqua si CLoche.
Luca and Jacqli - Phantasmagoria
Songs. Emotions. Give us power! Synchronity Chain!
Bali nagcameo dito yung mga Reyvatails from the first game. Sina Shurelia, Aurica, at Misha.
Cloche and Jacqli - Sonata ~Despair~
Resonate. Play the Tune. Thunder of Heavens! Synchronity Chain!
A devil playing the harp. Bongga!
At syempre ang Miscellaneous Hymmnos songs na importante sa buong game!
REPLAKIA
Pwede mong iactivate ang special ability ni Cloche na Replakia at papasok ang music sequence na yan talagang nakaka-amp ng laban! Eto ang actually favorite kong Fighting BGM sa lahat ng game na nilaro ko. Kahit hanggang ngayon, pag gusto kong magkaron ng energy. eto ang pinakikinggan ko! Try nyo!
Like a Clear sky
BGM pag nasa Gaea town area na. Dun lang ito magiging BGM. Ang ganda!
Hearts Aflutter ~Cloche~
BGM sa Cosmosphere ni Cloche Level 6-Rewind. Eto yung sinubukan nyang patayin yung sarili nya. Ang ganda. Lalo na yung Hymmnos part na sumasabay sa piano! Ganda ganda!
Sa buhay ng tao, maraming mga pagbabago na hindi natin maiiwasan. Napag-alaman ko na ang aking mga fav shows ay either nacancel or last season nah... eto sila...
The Secret Circle
Super nasad ako na nacencel na ang show na ito. I really dig witchy stuff eh. Pero more than that, sayang talaga kasi ang ganda nung finale eh. Dumating yung children of the Balcoin blood dun sa town nila Cassie. Akala ko pa naman spell bounding na yung susunod na season pero wala. Nacancel na. Mamimiss ko ang hot na sa Chris Zylka at ang kanyang mga underwear shots. The fiery Phoebe Tonkin at ang kanyang mean gurl attitued. At syempre, ang crush ko, boses palang nilabasan nako na si Thomas Dekker. Haaaay. Malas!
Gossip Girl XOXO
Sad to say pero last season na daw ng Upper East Side Gang. Tapos half a season lang din ang gagawin. Haaay. Pero they promis daw na ibigay yung dating close knitted issue portrayal ng mga characters at i-settle lahat ng loose ends. So kahit masakit sa dibdib ko na matatapos na ang fav show nami nni Dadee.. Everthing must come to its end anyway.
Pero with those endings merong mga bagong beginnings! Wow ah!parang kanta lang ng Semisonic! (enter music: Closing time)
The Lying Game
Napanood ko yung Sneak Peak ng series na ito na pinalbas sa ETC. I must say, I'm hooked! Istorya sya ng kambal na nagswitch ng place para mahanap nung isa yung parents nila habang yung isa naman eh nagpapanggap bilang yung isa. According sa time slot na binigay, etro yung papalit sa The Secret Circle.
Pretty Little Liars Season 3
The girls are back with the show's 3rd season! Yes! There are more lies and more more lies that are needed to uncover the truth! Naku super excited nako! Lalo na sa aking fav love team na Aria and Ezra! Kilig! And the femme fatale Spencer with his so yummy boy toy Toby! hihi! Trivia: Troian Bellisario is the daughter of the NCIS creator Donald P. Bellisario!
The Glee Project Season 2
Glee. Yun nah! Kaya pinapanuod ko na! Pero sana matanggal na yung babaing nagsabing "I'm not here to make friends". She doesn't embody the Glee spirit of camaraderie and teamwork! Che! Umalis ka dyan!
The Secret Circle
Super nasad ako na nacencel na ang show na ito. I really dig witchy stuff eh. Pero more than that, sayang talaga kasi ang ganda nung finale eh. Dumating yung children of the Balcoin blood dun sa town nila Cassie. Akala ko pa naman spell bounding na yung susunod na season pero wala. Nacancel na. Mamimiss ko ang hot na sa Chris Zylka at ang kanyang mga underwear shots. The fiery Phoebe Tonkin at ang kanyang mean gurl attitued. At syempre, ang crush ko, boses palang nilabasan nako na si Thomas Dekker. Haaaay. Malas!
Gossip Girl XOXO
Sad to say pero last season na daw ng Upper East Side Gang. Tapos half a season lang din ang gagawin. Haaay. Pero they promis daw na ibigay yung dating close knitted issue portrayal ng mga characters at i-settle lahat ng loose ends. So kahit masakit sa dibdib ko na matatapos na ang fav show nami nni Dadee.. Everthing must come to its end anyway.
Pero with those endings merong mga bagong beginnings! Wow ah!parang kanta lang ng Semisonic! (enter music: Closing time)
The Lying Game
Napanood ko yung Sneak Peak ng series na ito na pinalbas sa ETC. I must say, I'm hooked! Istorya sya ng kambal na nagswitch ng place para mahanap nung isa yung parents nila habang yung isa naman eh nagpapanggap bilang yung isa. According sa time slot na binigay, etro yung papalit sa The Secret Circle.
Pretty Little Liars Season 3
The girls are back with the show's 3rd season! Yes! There are more lies and more more lies that are needed to uncover the truth! Naku super excited nako! Lalo na sa aking fav love team na Aria and Ezra! Kilig! And the femme fatale Spencer with his so yummy boy toy Toby! hihi! Trivia: Troian Bellisario is the daughter of the NCIS creator Donald P. Bellisario!
The Glee Project Season 2
Glee. Yun nah! Kaya pinapanuod ko na! Pero sana matanggal na yung babaing nagsabing "I'm not here to make friends". She doesn't embody the Glee spirit of camaraderie and teamwork! Che! Umalis ka dyan!
