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Resbak at the IMS Section

They have found their target.

Immediately they commenced their operation. The pair went in separate ways. Although they have the same mission, they have different methods of doing it.

The first one made his move and managed to get the target's attention. His mission: to distract the target; It was a success. Of course, since the target is already aware of his presence, he needs to be more careful. Good thing, his target went out of the room. Must be because his mission was a smashing success, and he was able to not only distract the target but also make it leave its station. The agent thought he could rest since the target was gone and proceeded to lay on the target's workstation.

A little time later, the target went back to it's workstation and spotted the intruder just laying there. With the element of surprise in its favor, it grabbed the item nearest it and with much confidence struck the intruder.

***SLAMMMMM!***

The target set aside his makeshift weapon and looked at the intruder's lifeless body. No remorse whatsoever was felt. It looked at the corpse and grinned...

The second agent watched in horror as the target disposed of her comrade's cadaver. The body was carried using the same weapon that was used to remove his partner's ability to breathe. It was thrown away in a gray pit with revolving ceiling. Fear immediately enveloped her. She's next she thought. Should she get out there? She will die if she didn't, she thought.

Going back to its workstation, the target spotted yet another intruder in its sacred sanctum. With stealth it approached the second intruder and wondered, Why is it not moving? Slowly but surely, it approached its workstation. Anyway, whatever the reason is, it's an intruder in my space. Once again, the target grabbed its makeshift weapon. The element of surprise really favoring its fortune. One more step and one hand in the air...

***SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!***

The sound reverberated like the action had a greater force than the previous one. Sure enough, the target saw the proof that indeed its second strike was stronger than its first. On the wall, the crushed corpse of the second intruder adhered. The blood from the intruder painted the wall with scarlet droplets. The target grinned once more, seemingly at the sight of gore in its sacred sanctum. It's grin grew wider. Wider. Wider. Showed teeth that reflected its delight.

The second corpse was retrieved. Just like what it did to the first cadaver, it was thrown in the gray pit with revolving roof. The target released a maniacal laugh after having its two kills for the day.

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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REST IN PIECES
John Fly and Jane Fly
DOD: July 31, 2013
COD: Slammed by stack of papers


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Murder at the IMS Section

***SLAP!***

It ended with a loud smashing sound akin to glass being hit by a solid by not so stiff object. Both JC and I were surprised by that big thud of a sound probably because we were focusing on our own tasks at hand. It lay there on top of the glass canopy having a seizure. It was the result of Ate Nympa's quick and mighty slap using things closest to her free hand.

I flicked the almost-dead creature away from Ate Nympa's table and it plummeted near our steel cabinet. "Buhay pa yan", I heard Ate Nympa mentioned. Out of curiosity, I stood up too so I can see the creature more clearly. It's still having it seizure and was obviously still alive.

A quick spray of the Alcohol in a bottle to put it out of it's misery. One more spray just to make sure. Evil laughter erupted at the murder scene.

Since the murder made a mess in our office, I took a scratch paper and covered the creature's cadaver. It absorbed the alcohol mess around the scene. And to end it once and for all, I stepped on the foul creature's remains. ***SPLAT!***

I took the paper with the squished remains, crumpled it, and threw it in the waste basket...

...with a smile... Hihi!

Murder scene cleared.

REST IN PIECES
Mr. Malaking Langaw
DOD: July 19, 2013
COD: Drowned in Isopropyl Alcohol
Hobbies: Irritate the IMS Engineers by buzzing around the office non-stop

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Phobia

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Every day I pray that no harm comes to the people I love. Especially those I met in the work place that are very close to my heart. Though I won't mention any specifics, I heard one of the most chilling stories in my life.

Our group was driving down National highway when our driver spoke of his experience earlier that day. It literally sent chills down my spine as he narrates his near-death experience. I may have acted calm and cool at the back seat but in reality, my mind raced with worry. The group then provided inputs on the what should have been done first before doing that particular task. Since my position mainly focuses on adherence to Procedure. I just contributed that they need to follow procedure.

My fear of big hairy spiders certainly slips as my top phobia. My fear of the boys getting hurt or worse dying in a worst scenario definitely takes the cake. I care for them and I will truly be devastated if anything will happen to them. With the thought that the same thing can happen with Prince Charming... I'm fucked scared as shit!


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Past life


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John Wilmer Galbreath (August 10, 1897 – July 20, 1988) was an American building contractor, sportsman and philanthropist.

Born in Derby, Ohio, he graduated from Ohio University in 1922 and was a member of the Beta Chapter of Delta Tau Delta International Fraternity. The non-denominational Galbreath Memorial Chapel on the Ohio University College Green was donated by Galbreath in memory of his first wife, Helen Mauck who died in 1946.

--Wikipedia

Ang funny! My initials are JWdG. My given name is John Wilbert. ASTEG!!!

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Shock!

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Aba nakakatuwa naman. May gumamit ng aking blog post regarding fraternities para sa isang class discussion. Kalerkeylerks! Hindi nga lang specified kung saang school sila. Pero nagpapasalamat na din ako sa kanila. At sana nakapulutan nila ng aral yung post na ginawa ko.


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NEWSFLASH!!!!

Sa isang bagong bukas na KFC Branch, isang kahinahinalang tao ang namataan...

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AHAH!!!! A SPY!!!


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Lafingfangfung day

Pag nalulungkot ako, impulse ko na talagang kumain. Ewan ko ba, bakit ganun ang epekto ng stress saken. Mas maganda yung kay dadee, nawawalan sya ng gana kumain pag stressed sya. Sana ako din! Para hindi ako hirap magpapayat. Chowz!

So anyway, wala akong inatupag kahapon kundi lumafang ng lumafang. Parang wala akong kabusugan. Grabeh, GLUTTONY to the highest level ang pag pig out ko… Eto ang mga nilantakan ko kahapon.

>>> ULAM – Fried Daing + 2 cups of rice
Dahil may lakad ako kahapon, kumain ako ng lunch earlier than usual. Magkikita kasi kami ng “mga lalake sa buhay ko” sa aming alma mater. Tapos, may event sana kami na pupuntahan ng mga “brothers of my life” after kaya I decided na kumain ng marami kasi medyo late na kami makakakain later.

>>> KFC – 1 pc Hot and Spicy Chicken + 1 rice + reg coke + Ceasar Salad lite
Unfortunately, hindi kami natuloy ng mga ”brothers of my life” sa event kasi si Manong ay nagkaron ng biglaang lakad, so sumama nalang ako sa ”mga lalaki ng buhay ko” kumain sa KFC sa may FEU.

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Si Ateng na nakaviolet ay ChE Dyosa din. Dalawa lang yung dumating sa mga lalaki ng buhay ko eh. Si Albert at si Hesed lang (right and left).


Sayang hindi nanlibre si Albert! Cheapskate! Laki ng sweldo nyan eh! 10,000 pesos ang tax! Tax palang sweldo na nung iba naming classmates! Wahahahah!!!

>>> 2 sunny side up eggs + 1 cup rice
After namin maghiwalay ng mga kasama ko, naglakad lang ako pauwe. At pagkauwi ko, nagpahinga lang ako sandali at parang nagutom nanaman ako. So nagluto ako ng dalawang itlog sa aming outdoor kitchen. Hindi yan sosyal, nasa labas lang talaga ng bahay namin yung kalan. Medyo nairita pako habang nagluluto kasi yung non-stick pan ko, hindi na effective. Dumikit yung itlog eh.

>>> Binatog
Dahil bored ako dahil sa pagkakaabort nung supposed lakad namin, naglaro nalang ako ng Plants vs Zombies sa aking laptop. Kasagsagan ng paglalaro ko ng mini games ng bigla kong narinig ang pamilyar na tunog. “Tingtingtingtingting!” ay! Isa lang ang ibig sabihin nun, si Mang Binatog yun! Dumungaw ako sa bintana at sakto, nasa labas lang sya ng gate namin. “Kuya sandal lang ah!”, pagtawag ko kay Mang Binatog. Kumuha ako ng datungels sa wallet at dali daling bumaba at kumuha ng bowl para dun ipalagay yung binatog ko na worth 20 pesos.

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Syempre with niyog and salt! The best! Ansarap!


>>> Bread pan
Nang magsawa ako sa paglalaro ng Plants vs Zombies. Napagdesisyunan kong manuod ng foreign indie film. Medyo marami ako nun dito sa laptop ko kaya hindi ko pa din napapanuod lahat. Napagdiskitahan ko panuorin yung entitled RUBBER. Leche! Hindi ko maappreciate, nabore ako, yung bida kasi gulong eh. Gulong na may psychokinesis. Ang weird diba? So tinigil ko nalang ang panunuod nun at nagbukas ng aking fav na Bread pan na gawa ng aking soon to be company.

>>> Chunky Peanut butter Sandwich + 1 cup coffee
Lumabas ako ng kwarto ko para makipagchikkahan sa parents ko sa labas. Habang chumichikka, nakita ko yung SKIPPY Peanut Butter! Haru! Paubos na! hindi man lang sumayad sa lalamunan ko yan. Ang salarin dyan si Pudak eh! Nung binuksan ko, mukha namang abot pa para sa isang sandwich. Pinatos ko na yung end loaf nung raisin bread. Mabuti nang meron kesa wala.

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Inubos ko na talaga sya! Waahahah! My preferred peanut butter, chunky!


Infairness masarap sya! At lalo pang sumarap nung uminom ako ng hot strong and rich coffee kasi umuulan! This is the life! Wahahahha!

Baket ba kasi stressful ang pag-iisip? Haaaay!! Sarap tuloy kumaen…


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Rainbow Jellies

Dahil akala ko tatambay kami kanina sa bahay nila Jebs, gumawa ako ng snacks. Gulaman na lalagyan ng evap. Pero dahil naglakas trip ako. Napagdesisyunan kong gawing iba't ibang kulay! At tinawag silang, RAINBOW JELLIES!!!

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Hindi ko alam kung pano gawin yung INDIGO eh. Apat lang kasi yung food color na meron ako. Red, Yellow, Green, and Blue. Tapos mix mix nalang to get other colors. Kumain ako ng Blue kanina, ang sarap! Strawberry flavored! hihi!!! May dalawa kasi akong flavoring na stock Strawberry and mango. Ang sarap lalo na Alaska pa yung evap tapos malamig. Dahil... Wala pa din tatalo sa Alaska! Chowz! Wahahahha!!!

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Bored Games

Dahil bored na bored na bored na bored ako nung weekend, dahil hindi natuloy yung lakad naming ng mga friends ko so napagdiskitahan ko maglaro nalang ng games sa laptop ko.

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So first time ko natapos yung Minesweeper Expert nung weekend sa aking mini laptop. Tapos kanina din nakatapos ako ulet. so in total 11 times palang ako nakakatapos ng Expert level sa buong buhay ko. Obvious na bored eh.

Gusto ko tong game na to kasi its a game of logic and chance. Ay!!! May funny story ako dito. Meron akong acquaintance nung ako'y staff pa ng USTCSC, proud na proud tong tao na to na may alam daw syang secret sa paglalaro ng Minesweeper. Tapos eventually, sinabi nya saken yung secret move nya. Pagsabayin ko daw yung left and right clicks. Tumawa ako ng malakas. "Yan na ba yun? Basahin mo yung HELP. Nandun yan. That's really how you play it." PAK!!!

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Matagal ko nang napagold yung Sunflower Trophy ko sa Plants vs Zombies. Pero honestly, ngayon ko lang napagtanto ang effectiveness ng Garlic. Photobucket Nagagawa ko kasing malibre yung dalawang lanes kaya pwede kong lagyan ng maraming marigold. Grabeh nakakakuha ako ng 7k every game sa The Last Stand mini-game. Kaya gusto ko yung mini-game na yun kasi pwede kong iwanan mag-isa yung laptop while I do other things hihi!

Nabore kaba? Sabi syo bored ako! wahahha!!! Enjoy this song from Plants vs Zombies!


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Craving...

Nung napadaan ng UST, nagcrave ako bigla...

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...sa Cerealicious


Ayun, kaya napabili nako nung pumunta ako dun kahapon. Kumain ako ng Charlie and the Chocnut Factory. Nakita ko pa si Papa Jarry na ampogi pa din! Natunaw nanaman ang panty ko! Wihihi!!! Munting nako magsisigaw dun buti nalang eh napigilan ko ang sarili ko.

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May Milo cereal, banana, choco syrup, at chocnut. Inferness, nakakatanggal stress. wahahahahah!

Happy note naman for a change. Wihi!

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New Youtube Subsciption



OMFG!!! Those eyes!!! I'm attracted to those eyes!!! The Facial marks!!! So perfectly placed!!! *faint* Grabeh na itu!!!

Kev Jumba you're my new addiction! Photobucket Wihi!

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Wahhahahaha!

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Nice one Hesed! That is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo Chemistry! whahahha!

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Look alike

Kilala nyo ba to?

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sigurado ako hindi. Hindi ko kilala mismo yung actress pero, sya yung human form nung Tube Monster sa Maskman episode 20. Naloka lang ako kasi kamukha sya ni...

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Ms. Tessa Prieto-Valdes!!!


Kaler talaga! Hindi ko maimagine someone so fabulous as Ms. Tessa na nagkekempo! Whahahah! Pero fan ako ni Ms. Tessa pwamis!!! Miss ko na nga sya makita sa TV eh, hindi naman kasi ako part ng Atla sociedad para makasama sa events na nihohost nya. anyway! Fan pa din ako! Hihi!!!


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Smilling Guy

Nakakaloka at nakita ko ulet yung guy sa Chlorella Commercial. Ang tawag namin sa kanya ay Smiling Guy dahil wala syang ginawa sa buong commercial kundi ngumiti!
Lookey!


At ngayon sya ay nagbabalik! at may lines na sya!



Infairness! gwapo sya ah! Anu kayang name nya??

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Freecell

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Pamparelax ng mind.... Isa pah!!!

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My EQ

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Wow! ang taas ng score ko! Kalerkaley! yung sumunod saken na friend ko mga 55 nah. Wow ah!
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Nikos News!!!

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Nag-aaral si Neil sa Adamson University ng Information Technology. Like, Manong, ihingi mo naman ako ng autograph! whahahha! Si Manong ay friend kong prof ng IT sa AdU! whahaha! Adamson here I come! wait for me!

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Power of the 5 blondes!

There only five girls in the world that I truly worship! And they are all blondes!!!

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Kristin Chenoweth

I soooooo love her role in Glee as April Rhodes! Too bad she's only a guest star. But even though, her song numbers are really powerful and you will have a standing ovation whenever she sings! I'm very impressed with the songs that she did with glee and are my instant favorites. here's a sample: I just watched this last night because of the ETC reruns:


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Heather Morris

Heather Elizabeth Morris is best known for her hilarious role as Brittany in the smash hit, Glee. I totally love her character! Her one liners are so out of this world! My favorite one is "did you know that dolphins are actually gay sharks?" whahahahha!!! She's a very good dancer! She's actually one of Beyoncé's back up dancers for Single Ladies concert and in Glee, you can really see there her prowess in dance! So here's a sample check out! Look at the blonde!


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Serena van der Woodsen


This is Blake Lively's character in Gossip Girl. I totally love gossip girl and I worship Serena van der Woodsen. She's beautiful and very very attractive! My gosh!
Watch her in action here!


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Chelsea Handler

My most favorite comedianne of all, and for me the best late night gossip and talk show in one is Chelsea Handler's Chelsea Lately! unfortunately, ETC is not showing it anymore so I'm dry with Chelsea's wit. What I like about Chelsea Handler is her wittiness. She's a very very intelligent woman and deserves the praises that she receives right now! We may sometimes have contradicting views but still, she always justifies everything. I love it!


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Taylor Swift

I share the same adoration with Chelsea Handler with the last blonde Taylor Swift. I do know that Chelsea really favors taylor Swift to the point that she always made fun of Kanye West after the VMA incident. Also, I love Taylor swift songs! It has a specific target, the teen girls and the not so teen gays! whahahahh!

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Dye Galore

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From Shiny Jet Black hair...

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...to sultry redhead...

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... to gorgeous Copper blonde!!!


What color is next? wihi!!!!

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