Erap with 50 jetplanes trying to conquer a country.
Erap: Ilan ang jet ng Amerika?
General: 50 po, lalakas nun!
Erap: e ang China?
General: 100 po, durog! Lugi tayo!
Erap E Japan?
General: Lilima lang po!
Erap: E sakupin na! Sige sugurin ang Japan!
(After 1 hour bumalik ang mga jet hni Erap)
Erap: O bakit kayo nagsibalik?
General: Sir kasipasugod na kame may narinig kameng sinigaw nung isang jet nila eh...
LET'S VOLT IN!!!
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The best part of being in love is when you just love a person and be happy about it, even if that person can never be yours, even if you know that it can't last forever... That's the true essence of love... It's not about winning someone... It's not about owning a relationship... It's about being happy because you know you've loved someone... It's about being guiltless because you know you didn't take away someone from anybody, you just loved and loved unselfishly...
*Hand on chest* Ah! Grabeh! Super tinamaan ako sa quote na yan ni ni-send ni Madam Rachel! I love him. Silently. Wala akong balak sabihin sa kanya. Masaya nakong I'm always at his service. There are things that are best kept secret. Basta sigurado ako. Nararamdaman nyang mahal ko sya. But I won't confirm it. Not now, not ever!
A boy was in love with his gay friend, then his other friend asked him, "Why him?" Then the boy replied immediately, "if only you can borrow my eyes, you will see the girl inside his heart".
I was really touched by this quote. I can say that the gay here is truly happy. It is a dream come true for any gay to be loved for what he is and not for what he has. Not only that, the guy here is straight. He fell in love to a person with a girl's heart.
As gays, we want to be respected and recognized. We also have our individual identities even though we are homosexual. Some of us are different from the stereotype. We are also human. Judging us from the outside is unfair. A bias to all straight people is nothing but rubbish. We gays are also talented. We are also complex species who need love, care, and understanding.
Although I can say that total eradication of heterosexual bias is not that easy, at least a little bit less in every generation will do.
Introduction
Most people don't know these kind of terms so I thought I would share them! Be disgusted! whahahahah! Enjoy!
Jerbs, Jerbak
-tae.
Tubol
-taeng matigas, gabato ba, masakit sa pwet. (Para sa sken pata kang sinibak)
Mekikekwek
-talsik ng malamig na tubig sa pwet pag natutubol.
Burabus
-tae explosion. Kalat sa buong inidora ang jerbs.
Bugret
-taeng malambot, may mga gulay bits, corn at minsan kulay green!
hudini
-taeng hindi mo na kailangang iflush dahil wala na sya pag tinignan mo.
Mc Arthur
-taeng I shall return! ang drama! ayaw magpaflush!
Ligapot
-taeng tubig, makyoho dahil sa diarrhea.
Bahid
-tae sa panty or briefs dahil sa UST
UST
-Utot sabay tae!
Most people don't know these kind of terms so I thought I would share them! Be disgusted! whahahahah! Enjoy!
Jerbs, Jerbak
-tae.
Tubol
-taeng matigas, gabato ba, masakit sa pwet. (Para sa sken pata kang sinibak)
Mekikekwek
-talsik ng malamig na tubig sa pwet pag natutubol.
Burabus
-tae explosion. Kalat sa buong inidora ang jerbs.
Bugret
-taeng malambot, may mga gulay bits, corn at minsan kulay green!
hudini
-taeng hindi mo na kailangang iflush dahil wala na sya pag tinignan mo.
Mc Arthur
-taeng I shall return! ang drama! ayaw magpaflush!
Ligapot
-taeng tubig, makyoho dahil sa diarrhea.
Bahid
-tae sa panty or briefs dahil sa UST
UST
-Utot sabay tae!
